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RoboCop (1987)

Synopsis

The TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY. In a DYSTOPIAN SOCIETY, DETROIT is a DEPRIVED CITY plagued by CRIME.

Meanwhile, we’re watching ROBOCOP, in which DETROIT is… oh, you get the picture.

By the Numbers

  • 80s cops: 27
  • 80s typists: 1
  • 80s stop-motion robots: 2
  • 80s computer boot messages: 19
  • 80s theme tunes: 1
  • 80s LaserDiscs: 1
  • 80s coke snorted off 80s hookers’ chests: yep
  • People who give a shit about the horribly murdered businessgoon: 0
  • Shotgun shells per cartridge: 68
  • Crotch shots: 1
  • Glasses, in square metres: 1892
  • Shiny metal asses: 1
  • Baby-wailing robot temper tantrums: 1
  • Toxic waste ogres: 1
  • Videos downloaded via USB: 0
  • Videos downloaded via blood-stained metal spike: 2
  • Giant stop-motion dinosaurs: somehow, 1

Overall: 4 / 5

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