Synopsis

FOUR FORTY-SOMETHING WOMEN live in NEW YORK, blah blah blah MEN blah blah SHOES blah blah blah MARRIAGE blah blah blah DRAMA.

By the Numbers

• Punchable characters: 27
• Unpunchable characters: 2 (saved by being children)
• Things humped by dogs: 5
• Secure passwords used: 0
• Engagement Shoes: 2
• Incidences of “fashion”: over 9000
• Incidences of “drama”: over 10000
• Incidences of “tits”: 3
• Incidences of “things not set on fire when they really needed to be set on fire: ALL THE THINGS
• Time in the morning at which I, illogically, was still watching this: 00:45
• Misleading almost-endings: 3 (one demi-_Pearl Harbour_)

Overall: < -9000 / 5