Synopsis

A FAMILY OF SHARKS are cruelly uprooted from THEIR HOME by a GOVERNMENT-CONTROLLED WEATHER SYSTEM. They are dropped on LAND, where they must fight against ADVERSITY and a GROUP OF HUMANS on a MURDEROUS RAMPAGE in order to return to THE SEA.

By the Numbers

• Seconds into the film at which a Sharknado appears: 7
• Seconds of film inexplicably also shown: 5153
• Faces eaten by high-velocity sharks: 1
• GoPros attached to fake shark fins: 3
• Random dismembered limbs: 36
• Hummers with Nitrous Oxide injection systems (thank god the road surface was completely dry with no sign of rain or flooding whatsoever!): 1
• High-explosive cars: 1
• High-explosive swimming pools: 1
• Sharks dispatched by pool cue: 1
•                                          bar stool: 1
•                                          gas bottle: 1
•                                          pistol: 4
•                                          shotgun: 4
•                                          filing cabinet: 1
•                                          electricity pylon: 3
•                                          chainsaw: 2
• Humans dispatched by shark: 12
•                                              nado: 4
•                                              ferris wheel: 1
•                                              the Hollywood sign: 1
• Tornadoes dispatched by propane canister: 4
• Asylum factor: OVER 9000

Overall: / 5