Synopsis

FIVE PEOPLE’S MONUMENTAL HANGOVER is rudely interrupted by MYSTERIOUS ALIEN LIGHTS which trash half of LOS ANGELES and steal THE POPULATION.

Frankly, an improvement.

By the Numbers

  • Matrixy squid things: 3
  • Sharknadoes: 0
  • Humannadoes: 7
  • Lichtenberg figure tattoos: 4
  • Units of alcohol consumed, characters: 38
  • Units of alcohol consumed, review team: 7
  • Locks shot open in an action movie: Somehow, 0
  • Candace: Bu-bu-bu-bu-but
  • Phineases and Ferbs: 0
  • Air Force commanders who have a passing familiarity with Independence Day: 0
  • Implausibly maneuverable stealth bombers: 5
  • Nuclear explosions survived by hiding behind the sofa: 1
  • Axe-induced brain impalements: 1
  • Breezeblock beatings: 17
  • Fighter jet beheadings: WHAT
  • B-Movie factor: over 9000
  • YAY, SKULLFUCKING
  • Ferraris eaten by Jurassic Park aliens: 1
  • Nissan Skylines, eaten or otherwise: 0
  • Anything even remotely skyline-related: Nope
  • Brains eaten by evil tentacle aliens: Ya Ry’leh
  • “Something is happening!”: No fucking shit, really?!
  • “It just doesn’t seem real.”: It’s not, it’s a movie!
  • Ending: Haha nope, buy the sequel and maybe you’ll find out!

Overall: 3 / 5

All Glory to the Hypnosquid