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Synopsis

CHESTY JAKE, a ZOMBIE, fights TERRORISM! CHESTY JAKE wins.

Note: actual film may be approximately a thousand times more gripping than this synopsis.

By the Numbers

• Quantum Leap factor: 132
• TWEWY factor: 96
• Assassin’s Creed factor: 147
• Tension factor: over 9000
• Times main character is killed: 9?
• Times main character is freaking out in a tiny geodesic dome: 9
• Times main character is really killed: 0.87?
• Times Bing is, illogically, searched: 1
• People who are, illogically, glad to see Chicago: 1
• Virtual girlfriends: 1
• Wavefunctions collapsed: 0
• Things that are real: Some, maybe? To be honest, I… I’m not even sure I am anymore.
• Lines of source code: 0

Overall: 5 / 5

Copenhagen interpretation fo’ life, yo.