A review by Danfox and Esqui.

Synopsis

A LONG TIME AGO in a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, STAR WARS was parodied. And they DIDN’T USE LEGO. Also, JOHN DIES IN THE END.

By the Numbers

• Red Dwarves: 0.6
• Red Munchkins: 6
• Unexpected Furries, in accurate representations: 1
• Pizza The Hutt: One Million Space Bucks
  
• Moustache, in evilness: 93
• Special effects: lol, no
• Jewish people: None, no, definitely none here. Nope.
• Dark Helmets: 1
• Pith Helmets: 1
• Helmets gone over: 1
• Spaceballs: 49
• Bonus Balls: 0
• Spaceballs’ balls lasered: 2
• Spaceballs’ balls clutched respectfully: 96
• Percentage of the movie that is not a dick joke: 10%
• Dot Matrices: C3PO in a wig on rollerskates.
• Princes per galaxy: 2
• Virgin Alarm: 1
• Virgin Galactic: 0
• Ford Galaxies: 1
• Mercedeses: 1
• Space-Comvees:
  
• Star Trek references: of course, 2
• Lost In Space references: 1
• Thunderbirds references: 1
• Transformers references: 1
• Jaws references: 2
• Kafka references: 1
• Wizards of Oz: 1
• Planets of The Apes: 1
• Kitsch space-diner Alien chestburster musical numbers: WTF
• Logical explanations of Princess Leia Vespa’s hair: surprisingly, 1
• Canned air: 1 desk drawer full
• That’s: what she said
• Locks: 3
• Lochs: Lomond
• Assholes: 37
• Money it is being done for: A shitload
• Vacuums of space: 0
• Space vacuums: 1
• Chopsticks of vacuum: 0
• Overshoot sufficient to turn space tartan: 1.5 weeks
• Instances of broken 4th wall: 9
• Instances of broken 2nd wall: 1
• Deserts combed: 0.00000224
• NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(SE): over 9000!
• Combination: 12345
• Luggages: 2
• Flowers: 0
• Kettle drums: 2
• Light penes: 2
• 80s 80s: belatedly, 80
• Lady Liberty heads rolling: So SyFy didn’t get there first.
• Lunch, gas and tolls: 248 space-bucks
• Incest: 0 (this is nothing like Star Wars)

Overall: 8=====D / 5

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