Synopsis
ROMULUS gets nuked by a SUPERNOVA, VULCAN gets nuked by a BLACK HOLE, and all Earth has to show for it is almost getting nuked by a GIANT-ASS SPACE DRILL. Poor show, Earthlings. Also, an ODD-NUMBERED STAR TREK FILM is ACTUALLY GOOD.
By the Numbers
- Kobayashi Maru: 1
- Pretty Spaceships: 7
- Scenes with Bones in them: 34 (not enough)
- Scenes with Scottie in them: 15 (not enough)
- Approximate age of Chekov: 12
- Members of the Cast that Eric Wants: 3
- Comedy Red-Shirt Moments: 1
- Leonard Nimoy: 1
- Romulans’ Passion for Drilling: Over 9000
- Regard for Health & Safety Regulations in Romulan Ship Design: 0
- Chances of Kirk Being put on Just the Right Planet at Just the Right Time to be Saved from the Gribbly Creature by Old Spock: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
- Cookies baked whilst watching this film: 12
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