Ian Renton« Film Review by the Numbers
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Synopsis
The Incredible Hulk (2008) (not to be confused with Hulk (2003), the Incredible Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)
BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF happens, and it was generally a bit better than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.
By the Numbers
- Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
- Purple stretchy pants: 1
- Armoured vehicles exploded: 7
- Abominations that involve bacon: 0
- Abominations that do not involve bacon: 1
- Guatemala: 1
- Guatepeor: 1
- Lolphysics moments: 2 (excluding the premise itself)
- HULK SMASH: 1
- Robert Downey Jrs: 1
- Samuel L. Jacksons: 0
- Movies with almost identical endings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?
Comments
No abominations involving bacon OR Samuel L Jackson?
I know! It's a miracle I made it all the way through.
I liked that film. It was much better than the Hulktrocity Ang Lee made. And yeah, I think it's 3, maybe two as Iron man 2 probably doesn't need it. I think it's Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America and then The Avengers.
I might... pass on seeing the Captain America movie, so with luck maybe it's only one for me!
Er, formatting?
Should be fixed now.