The Incredible Hulk (2008) (not to be confused with Hulk (2003), the Incredible Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)
BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF happens, and it was generally a bit better than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.
By the Numbers
- Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
- Purple stretchy pants: 1
- Armoured vehicles exploded: 7
- Abominations that involve bacon: 0
- Abominations that do not involve bacon: 1
- Guatemala: 1
- Guatepeor: 1
- Lolphysics moments: 2 (excluding the premise itself)
- HULK SMASH: 1
- Robert Downey Jrs: 1
- Samuel L. Jacksons: 0
- Movies with almost identical endings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?