Film Reviews (by the Numbers)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)


The Incredible Hulk (2008) (not to be confused with Hulk (2003), the Incredible Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)

BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF happens, and it was generally a bit better than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.

By the Numbers

  • Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
  • Purple stretchy pants: 1
  • Armoured vehicles exploded: 7
  • Abominations that involve bacon: 0
  • Abominations that do not involve bacon: 1
  • Guatemala: 1
  • Guatepeor: 1
  • Lolphysics moments: 2 (excluding the premise itself)
  • Robert Downey Jrs: 1
  • Samuel L. Jacksons: 0
  • Movies with almost identical endings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?

Overall: 3 / 5

6 replies on “The Incredible Hulk (2008)”

I liked that film. It was much better than the Hulktrocity Ang Lee made. And yeah, I think it’s 3, maybe two as Iron man 2 probably doesn’t need it. I think it’s Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America and then The Avengers.

I might… pass on seeing the Captain America movie, so with luck maybe it’s only one for me!

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