A guest review by Ian “Devo” Montgomery
Synopsis
Timelines collide… but not really. A sparkly bliss-ribbon flies through space which a crazy old British nutter wants to throw himself into in the most convoluted and mass-murderous manner imaginable. Also, the greatest question in the history of Star Trek is finally answered: Who is the better starship captain? (It’s Sisko!)
By the Numbers
- Wasted bottles of space champagne: 1
- William Shatner’s dramatic pauses: 0 (You’re doing it wrong!!)
- Key ship systems scheduled for Tuesday installation: 3
- Men overboard: 1 + 1 woman
- Feels: Dammit Picard, stop crying! ;__;
- Shockwave level: OVER NINE- it’s 12 (trololol)
- Appointments with eternity kept: 2
- Picard + Kirk = Meh…
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