Synopsis

The Incredible Hulk (2008) (not to be confused with Hulk (2003), the Incredible Hulk (1987) or the Pretty Good, I Guess Hulk (2013).)

BRUCE BANNER blah blah blah SCIENCE blah blah BLOOD blah blah GREEN blah HULK SMASH. Blah blah ANGST. Some STUFF happens, and it was generally a bit better than the PREVIOUS ALMOST INDISTINGUISHABLE HULK MOVIE.

By the Numbers

• Punches thrown by Giant Mutant Things: Over 9000
• Purple stretchy pants: 1
• Armoured vehicles exploded: 7
• Abominations that involve bacon: 0
• Abominations that do not involve bacon: 1
• Guatemala: 1
• Guatepeor: 1
• Lolphysics moments: 2 (excluding the premise itself)
• HULK SMASH: 1
• Robert Downey Jrs: 1
• Samuel L. Jacksons: 0
• Movies with almost identical endings we still have to put up with before they finally make the damn SHIELD movie: 3?

Overall: 3 / 5