Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue

Synopsis

Long ago, before TINKERBELL was SASSY and BITCHY, she was DITZY and POINTLESS. For some reason, they made a MOVIE about THAT BIT.

However, the ENTIRE THING appears to be a PROPAGANDA FILM about FAIRY ENGINEERING. Which is STRANGELY AWESOME.

By the Numbers

• Fairy Air Traffic Controllers: 1
• Bugs Hugged: 1
• Games of Charades: 37
• Unicorns: 0
• Main Character Fairies: 8
• Main Character Fairy Stereotypes: 8
• Main Character Fairies with any kind of point whatsoever: 1
• Incidences of Air-swimming: 14
• Drugged cats: 1
• Kristin Chenoweth: 1

Overall: 3 / 5

Today, the internal combustion engine. Tomorrow, potato armies! PETER PAN IS THE SECRET HISTORY OF oh fuck