Titanic: The Legend Goes On

Synopsis

On the morning of April 15th 1912, the RMS Titanic sank in the North Atlantic with the loss of 1500 lives. It was the deadliest civilian maritime disaster in history.

Naturally, this great tragedy deserves a solemn and poignant treatment by the film industry.

Oh, and a RAPPING DOG. It totally needed a RAPPING. FUCKING. DOG.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.

By the Numbers

“It’s like an LSD trip!”
“No. LSD trips are much more fun than this.”

Overall: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nope nope nope

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Add a Comment