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Tron Legacy

Synopsis

JEFF BRIDGES made DAFT PUNK a place where nobody would think they’re weird. Then, it was TAKEN OVER by JEFF BRIDGES, resulting in an EPIC BATTLE between JEFF BRIDGES and JEFF BRIDGES for the fate of DAFT PUNK’s HAPPY PLACE.

At least, I think that’s what happened. I kind of lost track after the Michael Sheen bit.

By the Numbers

  • Daft Punks: 2
  • Product placements: over Ducati 9000
  • POSIX utilities used: 8
  • Solar freakin’ roadways: 1
  • Faces per character: 0.97
  • Conveniently colour-coded loyalties: 2
  • Eric Boobdar: Activated
  • Quorra: 13
  • ISO Hunts: 1
  • Uses of the colour green anywhere in this film: 0
  • 80s 80s: 80
  • DO A BARREL ROLL: 0.3

Overall: 4 / 5

JEFF BRIDGES IS CGI IN THE REAL WORLD

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