SOME GUY dies. A DUDE WITH A HAT tries to find out why. There is a GIANT BLUE GUY with a GIANT BLUE DONG. Lots of people get beaten up. There are AMERICANS and RUSSIANS and lots of NUKES, and lots of people die, but not beacuse of the NUKES. Comic fans are VAGUELY APPEASED, and it could have been A LOT WORSE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.

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Overall: 5/5


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I'm a bit late to comment...but no mention of one of the most cringeworthy sex scenes I've seen in mainstream cinema?

I mean, there are some pretty bad ones, but a painfully dragged out closeup of suited-up Night Owl's sweaty arse gyrating slowly to Hallelujah (previously a beloved song of mine) was harrowing, to say the least.

And that's skimming over Malin Akerman's hilarious expressions of what I can only assume to be silent screams of abject horror.

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