Synopsis

Somebody let a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD make a MOVIE.

…Oh wait, someone let DANNY MCBRIDE make a MOVIE. It all makes sense now.

By the Numbers

• Granny lightning attacks: 26
• Mullets: 5
• Explanations of the cervix: 1
• Sheep chased: 107
• “Magic, motherfucker.”: 1
• Ideas I have as to why Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel are in this movie: 0
• Fish fingers: 314
• “To the fuckening!”: 1
• Doctor Zola: 1
• Tits: over 9000
• Fairies snorted: 1

Overall: 1.5 ± 1.5 / 5