Synopsis
Somebody let a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD make a MOVIE.
…Oh wait, someone let DANNY MCBRIDE make a MOVIE. It all makes sense now.
By the Numbers
- Granny lightning attacks: 26
- Mullets: 5
- Explanations of the cervix: 1
- Sheep chased: 107
- “Magic, motherfucker.”: 1
- Ideas I have as to why Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel are in this movie: 0
- Fish fingers: 314
- “To the fuckening!”: 1
- Doctor Zola: 1
- Tits: over 9000
- Fairies snorted: 1
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