A review by Danfox and Esqui.

Synopsis

A LONG TIME AGO in a GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, STAR WARS was parodied. And they DIDN’T USE LEGO. Also, JOHN DIES IN THE END.

By the Numbers

  • Red Dwarves: 0.6
  • Red Munchkins: 6
  • Unexpected Furries, in accurate representations: 1
  • Pizza The Hutt: One Million Space Bucks
    One Million Space Bucks
  • Moustache, in evilness: 93
  • Special effects: lol, no
  • Jewish people: None, no, definitely none here. Nope.
  • Dark Helmets: 1
  • Pith Helmets: 1
  • Helmets gone over: 1
  • Spaceballs: 49
  • Bonus Balls: 0
  • Spaceballs’ balls lasered: 2
  • Spaceballs’ balls clutched respectfully: 96
  • Percentage of the movie that is not a dick joke: 10%
  • Dot Matrices: C3PO in a wig on rollerskates.
  • Princes per galaxy: 2
  • Virgin Alarm: 1
  • Virgin Galactic: 0
  • Ford Galaxies: 1
  • Mercedeses: 1
  • Space-Comvees:
    Smashing
  • Star Trek references: of course, 2
  • Lost In Space references: 1
  • Thunderbirds references: 1
  • Transformers references: 1
  • Jaws references: 2
  • Kafka references: 1
  • Wizards of Oz: 1
  • Planets of The Apes: 1
  • Kitsch space-diner Alien chestburster musical numbers: WTF
  • Logical explanations of Princess Leia Vespa’s hair: surprisingly, 1
  • Canned air: 1 desk drawer full
  • That’s: what she said
  • Locks: 3
  • Lochs: Lomond
  • Assholes: 37
  • Money it is being done for: A shitload
  • Vacuums of space: 0
  • Space vacuums: 1
  • Chopsticks of vacuum: 0
  • Overshoot sufficient to turn space tartan: 1.5 weeks
  • Instances of broken 4th wall: 9
  • Instances of broken 2nd wall: 1
  • Deserts combed: 0.00000224
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(SE): over 9000!
  • Combination: 12345
  • Luggages: 2
  • Flowers: 0
  • Kettle drums: 2
  • Light penes: 2
  • 80s 80s: belatedly, 80
  • Lady Liberty heads rolling: So SyFy didn’t get there first.
  • Lunch, gas and tolls: 248 space-bucks
  • Incest: 0 (this is nothing like Star Wars)

Overall: 8=====D / 5

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