Film Reviews (by the Numbers)

Written on Friday 1 January 2010

By the combined powers of Netflix and cheap cider, the Saturday Night Shenanigans crew presents... largely incoherent mocking of films!

For reference, notes on how we calculate the 'overall score', and the never-ending waiting list of films we have been asked to review.

The Films

Sorted by Review Date

  1. Sonic the Hedgehog (1999)
  2. The Emoji Movie
  3. Phenomenon
  4. The Angry Birds Movie
  5. Safety Not Guaranteed
  6. The Titan (2018)
  7. Power Rangers (2017)
  8. Snakes on a Train
  9. Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom
  10. They Live
  11. Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
  12. Robo Vampire
  13. Lucy
  14. Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens
  15. Batman - The Killing Joke
  16. Knowing
  17. Wayne's World
  18. Eight Crazy Nights
  19. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
  20. Mortdecai
  21. The Ridiculous Six
  22. National Treasure
  23. The Shaggy Dog
  24. Push
  25. Zombie Shark
  26. Tropic Thunder
  27. David Copperfield (1993)
  28. The Phantom
  29. Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
  30. Shaft (2000)
  31. God Help the Girl
  32. The Lone Ranger (2013)
  33. The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  34. Terminator Genisys
  35. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
  36. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
  37. Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist
  38. The Terminator
  39. The Legend of the Titanic
  40. Jack and Jill
  41. The Legend of Hercules (2014)
  42. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie
  43. Star Trek: Insurrection
  44. UFO
  45. The Machine
  46. Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
  47. Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  48. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
  49. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  50. Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  51. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
  52. Gattaca
  53. The Maze Runner
  54. Mars Needs Moms
  55. Home
  56. Parallels (2015)
  57. Transformers: The Movie
  58. My Little Pony: Rainbow Rocks
  59. Skyline
  60. Star Trek: First Contact
  61. Star Trek Generations
  62. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
  63. The Matrix
  64. Batman Returns
  65. Batman (1989)
  66. Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn
  67. How I Live Now
  68. Avalanche Sharks
  69. Spaceballs
  70. Guardians of the Galaxy
  71. The Man Who Knew Too Little
  72. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
  73. Ender's Game
  74. Titanic: The Legend Goes On
  75. Starship Troopers
  76. Star Trek: Into Darkness
  77. Love Wrecked
  78. Boxtrolls
  79. Sharknado 2
  80. Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
  81. The World's End
  82. Toys
  83. Dark Shadows
  84. The Lego Movie
  85. Brave
  86. Tron Legacy
  87. John Dies at the End
  88. Man of Steel
  89. Odd Thomas
  90. War of the Worlds: Goliath
  91. War of the Worlds (2005)
  92. In the Loop
  93. The Host
  94. RoboCop 2
  95. RoboCop (1987)
  96. Baby Geniuses
  97. Grabbers
  98. Sharknado
  99. Thunderbirds (2004)
  100. Frozen
  101. The Harry Hill Movie
  102. Punisher: War Zone
  103. Free Birds
  104. Resident Evil
  105. Disaster Movie
  106. The Expendables
  107. Dogma
  108. Golgo 13: The Professional
  109. The Fox Family
  110. Cowboys & Aliens
  111. The Last Legion
  112. Salt
  113. Cockneys vs Zombies
  114. Shoot 'em Up
  115. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
  116. The Future
  117. The Room
  118. Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie
  119. Barbie as the Island Princess
  120. 11:14
  121. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
  122. Iron Sky
  123. Battleship
  124. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
  125. G-Force
  126. Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  127. Spanglish
  128. Green Lantern
  129. The Three Musketeers (2011)
  130. Twilight - Breaking Dawn part 1
  131. Laws of Attraction
  132. Angel
  133. The Musketeer (2001)
  134. Zookeeper
  135. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
  136. Sleeping Beauty (2011)
  137. Major Movie Star
  138. The Lizzie McGuire Movie
  139. Failure to Launch
  140. Source Code
  141. Legion
  142. Love and Other Drugs
  143. Beastly
  144. Hanna
  145. Your Highness
  146. Conan the Barbarian (2011)
  147. Sex and the City
  148. Bee Movie
  149. Captain America (2011)
  150. Mamma Mia!
  151. Fame (2009)
  152. No Reservations
  153. Licence to Wed
  154. Thor
  155. Nancy Drew
  156. Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus
  157. Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue
  158. 2001: A Space Odyssey
  159. Tangled
  160. Wild Target
  161. First Daughter
  162. The Neverending Story
  163. Whip It
  164. Going the Distance
  165. Knight and Day
  166. Megamind
  167. Despicable Me
  168. 10 Things I Hate about You
  169. Planet 51
  170. Horton Hears a Who!
  171. Inception
  172. Eragon
  173. Beetlejuice
  174. The Last Mimzy
  175. Clash of the Titans (2010)
  176. Date Night
  177. Dune (1984)
  178. The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
  179. Scott Pilgrim vs the World
  180. Enchanted
  181. Camp Rock
  182. Jude
  183. Igor
  184. FAQ about Time Travel
  185. 17 Again
  186. Dragonball Evolution
  187. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I
  188. The Reader
  189. The Brothers Grimm
  190. The Last Airbender
  191. Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva
  192. Rachel Getting Married
  193. Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
  194. 2012
  195. Astro Boy (2009)
  196. Arthur and the Invisibles
  197. Monsters vs Aliens
  198. Ponyo
  199. Alice in Wonderland (2010)
  200. Bride Wars
  201. Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
  202. Sherlock Holmes
  203. Next
  204. Ghost Town
  205. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
  206. High School Musical 2
  207. Atlantis: The Lost Empire
  208. She's the Man
  209. Dorian Gray
  210. The Vampire's Assistant
  211. Star Trek (2009)
  212. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
  213. Beowulf
  214. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
  215. Twilight
  216. Watchmen
  217. Bolt

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